Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings