Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all