Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews