Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet