Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
