If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

I don’t get mad I get odd