When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
100% of success is showing up on time
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
