If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing