Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist