Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice