Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
