When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless