You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,