Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine