There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah