Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
