In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…