The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is