When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining