Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
