I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
One thing I could do Was need control
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
