Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski