You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

I will gladly suffer fools for love

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both