In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear