You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game