When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast