If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail