If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing
