The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…