God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

There Is Always Room For

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria