Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…
If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself