Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%