Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
