I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint