I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food