I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task