You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small