When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
