I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary