Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
