It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…