There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology