It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event