There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

I changed My mind By following My heart

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;