In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine