The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end