The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference