You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

In Let there be plight the P is silent

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes