In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–