I’m More Than Half-convinced God Is Always All-in
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough