You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

My ego is too big

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious