The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…