There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner