There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

God is the world’s only super-bower