Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet