7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone