Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors