When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
