My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others