Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

My ego is too big

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…