As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell