Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or