Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

You Can’t Be Seen On

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…