Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way