I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
