I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)